- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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