- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

someone called someone else a frog

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

nolan is gay

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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