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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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