- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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