- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Weaner

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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