- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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