- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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