- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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