- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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