Women's Soccer.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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