why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Anti Joke

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