- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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