Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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