Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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