So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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