a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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