- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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