What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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This isn't funny.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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A bar walks into a man

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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