What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Yo Momma is not fat.

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