Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Yes

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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