- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Roses are flowers.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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