my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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