- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Donald Trump

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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