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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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