- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

speak now or forever hold your pee

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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