- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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