- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats worse than suicide? death

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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