- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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