- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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