- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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