What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Charlie Sheen

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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