- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

your no better than a cockroach

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Wait! hundred billions!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Badabing.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Knock Knock No solicitors

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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