A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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