- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

how man

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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