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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.