- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Death by kayak

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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