- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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