what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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