- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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