In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

who is really lanky? james cornish

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Anti Joke

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