Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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