- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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