What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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