- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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