- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

penis. nuff said.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

womens rights

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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