- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

David Cameron

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

steven hawking walks into a bar

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