Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Jovan

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

WILLY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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