Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Anti Joke

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