what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

asians have slitted eyes lol

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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