Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

thumb_up thumb_down -18

i dont care if you rate me or not

thumb_up thumb_down -18

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How did the black person die? Of old age

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

thumb_up thumb_down -18

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

HELLO EVERYONE

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

thumb_up thumb_down -18

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock No solicitors

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops