- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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