Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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