- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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