- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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