- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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