How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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