Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Waffles ate my grandma

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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