Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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