a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Anti Joke

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