- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

how man

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

womans having rights.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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