What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Potassium? K.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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This is not a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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