- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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