- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

I am quite mature.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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