- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??