- Anti Joke

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

womans having rights.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

quantum physics?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want