What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

360 NO SCOPE

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Donald Trump

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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