way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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