What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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