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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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