Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

haha

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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