- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Steve Jobs is alive.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

knock knock go away

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

I don't get it

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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