- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Granny porn!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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