whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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