why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Death by kayak

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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