What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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