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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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