- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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