- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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