- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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