A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

where's mom I killed her

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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