- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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