- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

So a bar walks into a man...

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

ever tried african food? they neither

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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