What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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