Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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