A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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