One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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haha

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Anti Joke

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