A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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