How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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