How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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