What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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star wars kid

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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