Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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