What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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